GRAND OPENING: Lil’ Kim Jong-Il’s North Korean Restaurant

* Denotes Less that 200 Calories

MENU:

*KIM JONG- “UN”BELIEVABLE CHICKEN CUTLETS                      $9.99

– So good, they’ll make you Kim Jong- “ill”

*PUBLIC DISTRIBUTION SYSTEM’S BOWL OF RICE                    $5.00

– In North Korea, everything is the low-cal option (You could stand to lose a few pounds. There’s a reason your girlfriend doesn’t like to be “Sinuiju” in public.)

– Free for North Koreans

*DEMILITARIZED SCONES                                                              $2.00

– Add military for $1.00

*POP ROCKS                                                                                     $0.50

– Blow up in your mouth! Fun for the whole family!

*DENNIS RAMEN NOODLES         (Only available for Dennis Rodman)

– Best Friend dish reserved for Best Friends only

*SHARING CHARGE                                                                         $1.00

– We aren’t Communists

*NO FOOD

– For the authentic North Korean dinner experience

DESSERTS:

*APPLE PIE

– Just kidding

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