How to be an asshole when playing King’s Cup

1. Meticulously point out when anyone doesn’t drink, yet hide your own lack of consumption without scruples

2. Category: Names of pets you’ve had

3. During a waterfall, pretend to drink for thirty seconds

4. Everyone’s drinking Hamm’s, but you pour your jungle juice into the cup anyway, you sick fuck

5. Punch someone in the face — nothing to do with the game, just an asshole move.

6. Make the rule that Billy isn’t allowed to use the bathroom. Gee, Billy, you look like you’re just about to burst. How does that feel, Billy?

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