Please take it. It’s only 2 minutes and I’m taking this class pass/fail. I’m begging you.
What is your major?
a. Formal Sciences (e.g. Math, Computers, Numbers)
b. Natural Sciences (Biology, Animals, Plants)
c. Social Sciences (Poli Sci, Sociology, Psych)
d. Humanities (Languages, History, Unemployment, Student Debt, Depression)
e. Arts (Music, Coloring, Crafts)
How many toes do you have?
d. more than 12
e. less than 0
Have you seen my salad spinner? Some asshat stole it
If you answered yes to the previous question, did you fucking take my salad spinner?
If you answered yes to the previous question, FUCK YOU
a. What is wrong with you?
b. Who do you think you are?
c. I mean SERIOUSLY WHO STEALS A FUCKING SALAD SPINNER
d. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MAKE SALAD YOU SICK FUCK
e. THIS ROMAINE ISN’T GONNA TOSS ITSELF DICKWAD
f. I WILL FIND YOU
Do you support the group KWOC (Kick Wells Fargo Off Campus)?
a. yes, because I’m annoying and don’t actually understand Macalester’s already limited relationship with Wells Fargo
Honestly, if a tree falls in a forest (cut down because of deforestation) do you actually do anything about it?
b. Yes, apathy is the glove into which the devil slips his hand
What you know about that?
a. what you know about that
b. what you know about that
c. what you know about that
d. I know all about that
a. MWF 10:50-11:50
b. TR 1:20-2:50