List-o-Lists

Things Will.i.am Forgot that I Got from My Mama

1. Unwillingness to let go of the past

2. Lovehandles

3. Increased susceptibility to osteoporosis

4. Casserole recipe


Top 10 Ways to Skin a Cat

I. Knife

II. Why would you read this list you fucking psycho?


Names Stoners Give Their Pets

-For dogs: Hashpuppy

-For parrots: Phernalia (e.g., Here is my weed. And here is my parrot, Phernalia.)

-For dwarf: Dopey


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