Most Popular Reasons to Roll Over in Your Grave (Results from Exit Poll)

• Granddaughter got that nose piercing you warned against

• Forgot to turn the oven off

• Son taking your family business in a foolishly risky direction

• Can’t sleep

• The devil keeps trying to spoon you

• Whippersnappers spend all their time on Buzzbizz and Face-Place nowadays

• Private Ryan didn’t “Earn This”

• Apple profits on the decline after all you did to build that company from the ground up

• Plate tectonics

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