Turck Bathroom is a Hot Stinkin’ Mess

A recent email to Turck residents cut the crap and got right to the point: “I am emailing Turck Hall to inform residents that the human fecal matter smeared on the walls of the male bathroom stalls has once again resurfaced.”

However the email didn’t explain how that shit went down. Reportedly, there was a dead cat hung up on the stall, and there were words written with the poop.

The culprit wrote a few lines, but the shit smeared too much and all anyone could decipher was what looked like “secrets,” “heir,” and “beware.” Authorities have not bagged the creep yet, but just know that they have every intention of bringing in the poopetrator.


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