1. Who are your top five favorite popes?
2. What is your preferred buzzer setting on your electric razor?
3. If you weren’t His Holiness, and weren’t destined to be the leader of Tibetan Buddhism, but you were a senior at a liberal arts college with a history major and you were about to graduate, what would you do with your life?
4. Can I smoke e-cigarettes in here? They don’t smell. It’s just water vapor.
5. Is reincarnation more painful than the traditional American birthing process?
6. What three vegetables best describe your personality?
7. Do you think the critical reaction to Kendrick Lamar’s debut album was sensationalist?
8. Will you compare and contrast yourself to an actual llama?
9. You inspire us all, Mr. Lama. Your protest of Chinese hegemony has really resonated with us here in the Macalester community. So, do you think disciplinary actions enacted against the student organization KWOC were inappropriate and heavy-handed?
10. Beatles or Stones?
1 QUESTION THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN REJECTED FOR THE DALAI LAMA
1. What do you think is the greatest sport in the world?