Coming Soon To Theaters

“The Little Engine That Could”

A dramatic reading performed by Mel Gibson.

“The Sound of Music”

Starring Ke$ha as Maria, Kristen Stewart as Liesl, and Eminem as Rolf.

“Panning for Gold”

The touching romance of two nurses who empty the bed pans at a nursing home.


An unforgettable tale of terror.

“Internet Explorer: The Rise of a Warrior”

It takes a while to get started, but once it does… it’s still pretty slow.

“The Missing Spider”

I swear it was up in the corner. Where the fuck did it go?

“Rock, Paper, Scissors”

A tumultuous friendship ends in triple murder.


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