Obamacare Website Finally Fixed, Only Works with Internet Explorer

After an embarrassing rollout a few months ago, the Obama Administration has finally worked out the kinks with the Heathcare.gov website.

The catch? It only works while using Internet Explorer.

“I understand the website is not as, you know, perfect as we would like it to be. That’s on me,” said President Obama. “But if you just use Internet Explorer as your browser, all of your problems will be solved.”

Even with the fix, many are refusing to sign up due to the lack of options on the browser level.

“Are you fucking kidding me? First the government tries to get me to buy health care and now I have to use goddamn Internet Explorer to do so?” jeered Matthew Peterson, a college student at Georgetown Univeristy. “I’d rather die.”


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