Daft Punk Not Fatigued After Spending All Night Trying to Get Lucky

After a wild night of binge drinking, dancing, and calculated pursuit of sex, the band Daft Punk showed no traces of exhaustion. The French Electronic techno duo began their evening at 6:00 p.m. Central European Time, remaining enthusiastic in their quest for coitus over the course of twelve hours.

“It seemed like they were really trying to have sex,” said one onlooker. “I’m shocked that they were still able to navigate their usual activities this morning.”

“I’m not surprised,” said one of the Daft Punks. “We are robots, after all.”


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