Pick-up Lines for the Buff Historian

Can I be the USS Maine and explode in your harbor?

I’ll make like the English and send my undesirables to your down under.

Is your name fat man? Because you’re looking bomb.

Will you be Sisyphus and handle my boulder?

Are you English? Because you impress my seamen.

Is this 1970s Vietnam? Because I really want to unify my north with your south.

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