“Say wha-?” A Guide to Millennial Slang

“Say wha-?”

I was going to ask “Say what?” Then I remembered the futility of our conversation, of all conversations, because the world is hurtling toward irreversible climate change.

“I’ve got the Munchies”

I’m hungry from smoking marijuana, which unfortunately makes me more likely to participate in our food system which values convenience over nutrition.

“Let’s get Baked”

Let’s smoke marijuana. Not because we’re apathetic stoners, but because we need release from the gloomy economic reality that our parent’s generation imposed on us through careless government spending.

“So Faded right now”

Smoking marijuana has left me thin and weak, a condition exacerbated by participating in our modern food system which values convenience over nutrition.

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