Alternative Winter Ball Locations

1. Ramsey County Junior High School gym

Nothing says “wild party” like a middle school gym with the lights on or your aunt after too many Bloody Marys.

2. Dupre single

Grinding has never been easier or more incidental.

3. Under the Mississippi Boulevard bridge

What a view!

4. A playground

Fresh air and plenty of places to put bodily fluids besides flower pots.

5. The woods

You’re going to behave like an animal anyway.

6. Kagin

Accept that we can never change.

7. Snow globe

Winter Ball.

8. Siberia

It’s comparatively warm and spacious.

9. Emergency room

Save time.

10. Grand Avenue

Those drivers can fucking wait.


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