1. Ramsey County Junior High School gym
Nothing says “wild party” like a middle school gym with the lights on or your aunt after too many Bloody Marys.
2. Dupre single
Grinding has never been easier or more incidental.
3. Under the Mississippi Boulevard bridge
What a view!
4. A playground
Fresh air and plenty of places to put bodily fluids besides flower pots.
5. The woods
You’re going to behave like an animal anyway.
Accept that we can never change.
7. Snow globe
It’s comparatively warm and spacious.
9. Emergency room
10. Grand Avenue
Those drivers can fucking wait.