Alliterative Reprimands for the Modern Mom

• Honey, a bannister is not a boyfriend.

• A peenie is not a plaything.

• Uncle Timmy is not a toilet.

• Big boys don’t bundle bad bank loans.

• You shouldn’t saturate that!

• Masochism makes mommy mad.

• Good guys don’t get the goods.

• Men masturbate.

• Cadavers don’t like cuddling.

• Stop sexting!

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