Signs Your Child is Slipping Away

• Doesn’t call as often anymore

• Spends all day on computer when at home

• Low coefficient of static friction

• Votes Democratic

• Becomes vegetarian

• Speaks in public

• Doesn’t use suntan lotion

• Didn’t see wet floor sign

• Doesn’t talk to you

• Can’t have a home cooked meal without a glass of wine

• Reads books

• Voted no on MPIRG

• Keeps saying things like “You’re not my Mom,” and “Please stop showing up at my house,” and “I’m getting a restraining order.”

• Breaking free of the leashed backpack

• Wants you to stop going to his classes

• Rolls through stop signs


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