7 things guys say and what they really mean

“When’s dinner?”

He might be hungry, but the truth is he’s actually pretty flexible with when he can eat.

“I need to go grab something from my room.”

“I have to poop but we’re not there yet.”

“I hate Monopoly.”

The overbureacratization of America and what it means for his small business terrifies him, but because of the nature of your work he is afraid to express that explicitly.

“Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary, over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore— while I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping, as of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door. ‘’Tis some visitor,’ I muttered, ‘tapping at my chamber door—only this and nothing more.’”

He’s tryna.

“I would definitely consider myself a fan of Air Bud.”

Watch your bank balance; he’s about to invest your collective earnings in an up and coming DVD rental store.

“I don’t know how I feel about that.”

He’s trying to end the conversation so he can get back to Code Academy exercises.

“Do you want to have sex?”

What may sound like an attempt at creating a moment of intimacy is actually him doing everything he can to stop thinking about the overwhelming size of Mount McKinley.


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