Overheard at Mac! Ménage à trois

1. “He ain’t big enough for the two of us.”

2. “Boys, wait your turn.”

3. “The last threesome I had was with Bert and Ernie. Or was it Johnson and Johnson?”

4. “I’ll be right back – I need to go off campus for a cig. Just go on without me.”

5. So just to be clear, we’re splitting the motel three ways, right?”

6. “Alright… which one of you just came on my roommate’s shirt?”

7. “Are we going for a sandwich or staying classy with an Eiffel Tower?”

8. “I hope this doesn’t change our relationship.”

9. “Can he park his car in your garage?”

10. “On average, how long is your refractory period? Café Mac closes soon.”

11. “How is this bell-ringing business going to work out?”

12. “Do I need to use separate condoms?”

13. “Dupre showers weren’t meant for this shit.”

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