Children vs. Adults

Things children do better than adults

• Heal

• Cause divorce

• Believe in something

• Clean the floor

• Radiate joy

• Get left in the car at Target but it was only for like 12 minutes he was fine

• Take candy from strangers

• Unconditional love

Things adults do better than children

• Taxes

• Get divorced

• Give up

• Remodel kitchens

• Make do

• Get by

• Murder

• Hail a cab

• Masturbate

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