Failed U.S. attempts to assassinate Fidel Castro:

  • Exploding Cuban cigar
  • Booby trapped conch placed on the sea floor
  • A lot of wind
  • A bullet to the brain
  • Two bullets to the brain
  • Loosening the wheel on his heelies (this is actually really dangerous cuz you could slip and hurt yourself real bad)
  • Painting a tunnel on a rock wall
  • Cyber bullying
  • Falling pianos
  • Domestic sugar production
  • The slow march of time
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