Last Minute Internships

Forgot to send in your resume? Got rejected by everything you applied for? Just realized there’s a practicum requirement for your major? row your hat into the ring for these last minute summer internships:

 

-Brian Rosenberg’s butler

-Professional subtweeter

-Therapy dogs’ therapist

-Economic advisor for child’s lemonade stand

-Teach lab rats how to play tiny piano

-Overly invested dad at little league games

-Humor magazine editor

-Repaint all the letters worn off keyboards

-Lifeguard at Kirk lake

-Compulsive Facebook article sharer

-Sous chef to Chef Boyardee

-Cafe Mac taste tester (meals not included)

-Illegal movie stream tester

-Impartial flip cup referee

-MCSG meeting reenactor

 

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