• Their special stomachs allow them to eat certain things that humans can’t, such as poison ivy and mushrooms. This is why deers are always tripping balls. They love it. • They make a great percussion sound when they jump … Continue reading Hege Safari Files: Fun Facts About White Tailed Deer
Listen up. I know everyone thinks that Dr. Seuss book “Green Eggs and Ham” is all cute and shit, I know it’s hot right now, but there’s something you’ve got to understand. I’m Pete, the guy who ate those green … Continue reading Do NOT Trust Him!
The night before my first recital my father snuck into my room with his long, spindly limbs. He hung from the ceiling and told me how he planned to come to my recital and sleep through the whole thing. He … Continue reading Top 5 Disappointing Times my Father Came to My Recital
You’ll finally have a sense of belonging. 2. You’ll have an unlimited supply of small animal blood. 3. You’ll have a limited supply of medium animal blood. 4. You’ll have large animal blood that is distributed on a need only basis. 5. Everyone around town will envy your slick new robes. 6. You’ll eliminate all the sources of negative energy in your life, like your money and family. 7. You’ll have fulfilled the psychological need to be dominated and to follow a leader uncritically 8. You’ll know that cult comes from the same root as culture and cultivate, so it … Continue reading 11 Reasons to Join a Cult
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